It Burns

This marks the beginning of my systematic rejection of all modes of transportation. I probably won’t follow through with that, but that’s not the point. What I’m trying to say is that I have much hate for automobile-related bullshit.

I really do need a Ragemobile, though.

 

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Where, you might be wondering, did I get the idea to yell angrily at a microphone and put the results online? Truth be told, I didn’t. You see, I listen to Maximum PC’s No BS Podcast. One of the recurring segments is called Gordon Mah Ung’s Rant of the Week, wherein Gordon Mah Ung, MaxPC’s senior editor, spews forth anger and hate. It’s really quite fantastic.

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In this much-delayed episode of It Burns, I tell you that Apple sucks. So great is my hatred for Apple that it took almost sixteen minutes to get me to quiet the hell down.

 

 The Forbidden Fruit [15:40m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (122)

So, I’m in Israel for the next 2 weeks. I was trying to put together another episode to post before I left, but I ran out of time. I’ll finish it and post it upon my return.

After talking to a follower of It Burns, I have come to the realization that I need to spell things out for at least some of you, as you are retarded. To that end, allow me to explain the purpose of comments on this site.

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Did you know that the anesthetics your doctor gives you can actually result in your death? What about the unclean nature of soap? Find out this and more in this great new episode of It Burns!

Note: nearly every word of the preceding statement was a lie.

 

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I’ve been putting tags on my posts but they haven’t been showing up. Why is this? Simple: the template didn’t have instructions to display them. I have now fixed that, so you may now gaze upon them in amusement or perhaps horror.

I’d like to take the moment to thank the people at iTunes, as they have just added It Burns to their podcast listing. As a token of my appreciation, I’ll spare them my hatred for perhaps 20 minutes. Probably.

In today’s lesson, I enumerate the perils of billboards and packaging.

 

 Stop Trying to Kill Me [4:55m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (79)

Well, here it is. The beginning of It Burns.

 

 It Begins [1:50m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (63)