It Burns

After talking to a follower of It Burns, I have come to the realization that I need to spell things out for at least some of you, as you are retarded. To that end, allow me to explain the purpose of comments on this site.

Did you know that the anesthetics your doctor gives you can actually result in your death? What about the unclean nature of soap? Find out this and more in this great new episode of It Burns!
Note: nearly every word of the preceding statement was a lie.

 

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I’ve been putting tags on my posts but they haven’t been showing up. Why is this? Simple: the template didn’t have instructions to display them. I have now fixed that, so you may now gaze upon them in amusement or perhaps horror.

I’d like to take the moment to thank the people at iTunes, as they have just added It Burns to their podcast listing. As a token of my appreciation, I’ll spare them my hatred for perhaps 20 minutes. Probably.

In today’s lesson, I enumerate the perils of billboards and packaging.

 

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