It Burns

Because I am spoiled, I occasionally go on cruises. Because I am an ungrateful, whiny bitch, I complain about them. Because I am easily distracted, I then talk about things completely unrelated. My brother contributes by playing Katamari Damacy on his PSP (see spoiled).

 

 Cruise Ships and Elephant Cocks [2:43m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (125)

Once upon a time, children’s television didn’t suck. I’m not really sure what happened between then and now. All I know is that my brother Abe and I are not happy about the change.

 

 The Television of Yesteryear [12:28m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (205)