It Burns

This marks the beginning of my systematic rejection of all modes of transportation. I probably won’t follow through with that, but that’s not the point. What I’m trying to say is that I have much hate for automobile-related bullshit.
I really do need a Ragemobile, though.

 

 The Ragemobile [5:00m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (258)

In this much-delayed episode of It Burns, I tell you that Apple sucks. So great is my hatred for Apple that it took almost sixteen minutes to get me to quiet the hell down.

 

 The Forbidden Fruit [15:40m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (125)

Did you know that the anesthetics your doctor gives you can actually result in your death? What about the unclean nature of soap? Find out this and more in this great new episode of It Burns!
Note: nearly every word of the preceding statement was a lie.

 

 Get It Off! [2:10m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (546)

In today’s lesson, I enumerate the perils of billboards and packaging.

 

 Stop Trying to Kill Me [4:55m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (83)

Well, here it is. The beginning of It Burns.

 

 It Begins [1:50m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (66)