So, you wish to speak with me, that mad man behind all you see here? Fear not, for there are many ways to incur my wrath.
You can email me at elyscape@itburns.net, should you for some reason feel the urge. Alternatively, you may speak to me over AIM at Evil Vaccum. If for some reason you really, really, absolutely have to speak to me in an auditory fashion, you may click the inappropriately cheerful button labeled “Call Me”.