It Burns

If you’re reading this, you either want to give me money or enjoy following random links. If you fall into the former category, you may want to know where your wasted dollars will go. To that end, I present to you here a vague list of Places Your Money May Go If You Give It To Me:

• Eli’s Video Game Fund
• Eli’s Pimp-Ass Gaming Rig Fund
• Terrorists
• A large fire
• A small fire
• My pants
• The Jewish World Financial Council
• The gaping maw of my dog
• Practicioners of dark Nazi magic
• Eli’s Fund to Buy Way Too Many Goddamn Watches

If, after reading this list, you still feel the urge to give me money, I’m not going to stop you.